| Pink Avenger is free at last. |
[15 Jan 2010|02:05pm] |
If ONE MORE PERSON says a SINGLE THING about my black eye the small imperfection upon my face, I will not hesitate and to kill them and say that I thought they were with VILLAIN.
Now darlings, I apologize if anyone needs me, but I have a former fling who needs to be put down. You have all Most of you have made me very proud Do try not to die.
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| The Pink Avenger Informs Everyone. |
[12 Jan 2010|07:16am] |
[FILTERED TO STUDENTS + FACULTY - THE HUNCHBACK]
I am fairly certain that the collars have diamond cores. If anyone has access to any sort of diamond cutting device thingy, please let the others know immediately.
It is extremely important, darlings, that you not tip VILLAIN off to the fact that you know this.
[FILTERED TO ODD + LETHBRIDGE]
Someone needs to talk to him. He's the only one who could possibly access Caesar's supplies. Odd, since you seem to be the one who can best tolerate his smell, I nominate you, cupcake.
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| The Pink Avenger does not want to deal. |
[05 Jan 2010|09:32am] |
Children Students and Faculty,
I quite understand that you have misplaced feelings of anger toward me, but I assure you that this is NOT MY not my fault. I had no idea what this madman was planning! I haven't even seen him in YEARS! In fact, I thought he was d It isn't as if I was dating him currently, darlings. And I promise you, I am working as hard as I can to figure out a way to solve this problem, but I DON'T HAVE MY I don't have my powers, and I don't know if I've mentioned this, but he is QUITE insane.
I think that you're all performing marvelously and believe me when I say that I am very sor it is extremely unfortunate that this is happening.
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| The Pink Avenger would like to see her fanboy again. |
[11 Dec 2009|01:17pm] |
Hello my little winter snowflakes! Just a reminder to all of you that graduation is approaching ever so quickly, and graduating students should be sure to order their caps and gowns no later than Friday! Be sure to get your invitations out to friends and family before Christmas, because you wouldn't want them to get overlooked in all of the New Year's craziness, now would you?
Of course, I hope that some of you will be inviting your friends that we haven't seen in some time. It would be just lovely to see Clyde Emerson again. And if any of you know where that idiot Ace is, I would
[MARCUS]
I have a new phone number, dearie. I'll give it to you when you come by this afternoon to pick up the list of my Christmas shopping that I need you to do. I also have a new security system in my office and at my residence, so you'll need to get the codes for those, too. Give them to anyone and I'll make you wish you were never born. XOXO!
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| The Pink Avenger has an overload of pink in her office. |
[13 Nov 2009|11:25am] |
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Darling students, I'm afraid I will not be holding office hours today. My office has been filled with roses and various other flowers and I can't even get in. Such is the life of the admired, you know! There was no note, and I do have so many fans, but I do feel the need to say that if it was any of you, please note that a few large bouquets will do the trick in the future. After all, a lady still needs to use her desk! And now poor Marcus will have to spend the afternoon clearing them out. I do hope you aren't allergic, sugarplum.
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| The Pink Avenger thinks you should sit down (in class) and shut up. |
[02 Nov 2009|09:25am] |
Go to your classes. Sometimes in life, pumpkins, things happen that we don't expect. This is a trade school, and if a little hiccup like this makes you incapable of even doing a little thing like showing up for class, how can you ever expect to make it in the world of heroes or villains or villains? You can't. Now stop whining and go to class.
[DEANS]
I demand to know why this is not fixed yet, it's OBVIOUSLY MAGIC, when is it going to wear off? I hate magic!
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| The Pink Avenger is enraged. |
[01 Nov 2009|08:45am] |
KJIFDSJKL:DFSJKL:DFSJKL:DFSLK:JFDSJKL:FDSKLJ:
[DEANS]
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, ZACCHEUS ODD? FIX IT!!
[PUBLIC]
Oh, honestly, darlings. Do calm down. If you aren't presently dying, there is no need to panic. I'm sure we'll have this all sorted out soon.
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| The Pink Avenger loves making fun of little people. |
[30 Oct 2009|11:05am] |
[FACULTY]
Professor Longstaff, please do tell me that this wasn't you or any of your little friends. I know that times are tough, but there's no need for people of your kind to resort to such degrading activities simply in order to make an extra dollar.
Just a little Halloween humor, of course!
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| The Pink Avenger is smug. |
[28 Sep 2009|02:16pm] |
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Oh my. If any students who were involved in the little altercation this morning could please report in to me with details, I would really appreciate it. Don't worry, cupcakes -- most of you won't be in any bit of trouble. I do have to say, though, that I'm a tad bit disappointed. At this level of education, everyone is expected to have full control over their powers. The Academy really isn't the right place for remedial students.
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| The Pink Avenger rallies the troops. |
[30 Aug 2009|10:46am] |
[LOCKED TO: Zaccheus Odd, Cicely Deacon, Austin Martin, Emily Worth, Trish Terroretti, Joe McCreedy, Dani Storm, Jamie Walker, Ludwig Walker, Hanselle Alter, and Leo Walker]
Alright, kids. We need to deal with Sexsmith and Danger. Having Marcus try to fuck me all night was annoying, but tolerable. Both of them appear to be getting quite aggressive. Marcus appears to have taken this opportunity to finally develop some more useful powers, and we've had fun little opportunity to see, he does not seem to have a problem with using them offensively.
Odd darling, why don't you try and be useful and use another one of your silencing spelly things on him? Storm, McCreedy and Terroretti, once he has been silenced, I'll use my powers to make both of them drowsy and the three of you will subdue him -- Dani, you deal with Danger, Joe and Trish, I trust that the two of you can subdue Sexsmith? If either of them fight back, feel free to knock them unconscious. Martin, I trust you to make an effective gag that will actually keep Marcus silent if Odd's magic thingies wear off. You really can't trust magic, you know.
[HANSELLE]
Can you pull yourself away from your little boytoy to be useful too, or would I need to pay you? I don't think that there's an ATM nearby, darling.
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| The Pink Avenger has the official list for you. |
[20 Jun 2009|04:33pm] |
Hello darlings! Taking a break from my busy weekend to officially post the complete list of students who have submitted their names to run for student council elections. We're thrilled to see so many of you taking an active interest in student life, it's just adorable. Reminder, elections will be on July 1st.
( Nominees for... )
Have fun campaigning, children, and may the best students win!
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| The Pink Avenger makes some notes. |
[14 Jun 2009|11:29pm] |
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( Private. )
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| The Pink Avenger is taking advantage of a brief cease-fire. |
[14 May 2009|03:52pm] |
Molly James has broken her PDA. She will not be typing to you on your little network. She is alive, please do not worry your darling selves.
Please do not leave her messages. I am not her secretary.
[OOC NOTE: Some two dozen comments in, Sandy gets fed up with answering all these ridiculous peons and hands over her PDA to Molly. HILARITY ENSUES?]
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| The Pink Avenger has the Caps Locks turned On for War in WWII |
[12 May 2009|06:29pm] |
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ALL STUDENTS IN PARIS PLEASE REPORT IN!
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| The Pink Avenger has had enough of this war tomfoolery. [WWII] |
[05 May 2009|10:28am] |
Well, there will certainly be no more of that. I'm very sorry, dears, but this French resistance crowd seems to be nothing but loads of trouble. And it was very foolish of me to even let you drag me there in the first place. On that note, we should probably all try to cut back on our daily allowance of wine, even if it is offered to us by very attractive young men.
Under no circumstances will any of you be doing any sorts of war stuff, is that clear? Miss James and Miss Alter, I am specifically looking at you. Let this post serve as public notice that if either of these two girls die at the hands of Nazi soldiers, it will be no one's fault but their own!
Now, where is everyone? I think we should all leave this little "safehouse" and go back to that nice hotel.
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| The Pink Avenger teaches, too. |
[28 Apr 2009|07:05pm] |
Hello, students! As befits a lady, I have chosen to show up fashionably late to the party, but never fear! All of you fantastic little Capes students will get your opportunity to sign up for a seminar, too!
Next trimester, I will be teaching a seminar on Public Relations Dos & Don'ts. In it, students will learn to understand the complicated workings of Neopolis and U.S. media, and ways that you can utilize self-promotional devices! It should be lots of fun, and will be good practice for all of you who aspire to follow in my footsteps and guard a city all on your own! You might think that the press doesn't have anything to do with being a superhero, but you'd be wrong, pumpkins. Creating a positive image for yourself is most important, and without the media on your side, you'll never get anything done!
This class will be very hands-on, so don't expect to sit around listening to my lovely voice for three hours each week! We'll be going on lots of field trips & I intend on testing you to see how well you're able to turn a PR nightmare into tomorrow's glamorous headline! Who knows, maybe you'll even end up sharing the front page of the Neopolitan Scoop with one of your favorite heroes by the end of the term. ;-)
Please do sign up here if you're interested, darlings. And remember! Students must be at least in the second year in the Capes Faculty in order to register. Ta!
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| Dean Weathers Makes an Announcement |
[01 Mar 2009|03:23pm] |
Hello, darlings!
Now that I've got my high tech thingy working again, I figured I might as well use it to my advantage! After all, every competent hero knows that utilizing what we're given is the first step to being successful!
This little message is to let all of my special seminar students know that I've got an assignment for you this week! There's going to be a glamorous reception at the Neopolis Hilton this Friday night, at 7:30pm sharp, and I have made reservations for all of you to attend! The best and most admired of Neopolis citizenry will be in attendance, and it will be the perfect networking opportunity for all of you little ambitious munchkins!
I will be there, of course, grading you on the following:
1) Proper dress! As we have talked about this extensively in class, I expect to see you all dressed in your finest attire! Remember, dress like the hero you want to be, not the hero you are!
2) Manners! Please refer to your notes from week 2!
3) Overall networking success! This will be decided based on what I hear about you from my lovely friends in attendance! If you happen to collect business cards, please do let me know of that, as well!
Remember, this is for students in my seminar only! I realize that the rest of you might be a teensy bit jealous, but I'm sure that your Deans have super-fun assignments planned for you, too!
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